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30/4/2006 Rules****Had To Share TheseThese crack me up....most all are soooo true and we really have to laugh at that! Right??
 Rules Guys Wish Women Knew
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- Don't cut you hair, ever.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of the cat.
- Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
- You have too many shoes.
- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
- Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
- Yes, going standing up is more difficult than going from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- Sunday equals Sports.
- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
- Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.
- You have enough clothes.
- Nothing says "I Love You" like, well, use your imagination... 引用通告此內容的引用通告是： http://highlandwish.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!1BB0F38200EB6A8B!365.trak 引述這則內容的部落格
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